The term "douche" and its longer version "douchebag" certainly get used a lot around here.
In fact, I don't seem to remember using the term heavily until moving to Los Angeles. Somehow it just entered into my regular vocabulary once I stepped inside the city limits, much like the word "dude" became de rigueur as soon as I found myself living in California. It just crept in there.
Let me tell you, there are a lot of douches living in this town.
Los Angeles is...
Wow. Consider yourself lucky that you didn't see the first draft of this post. I almost went into a whole schpeel about "You might be a douchebag if..." Oh, it was going to be so wonderfully funny! People would have been laughing in the streets! I would have been responsible for the death of many people as they would have laughed themselves to death, splitting their sides I'd imagine.
Seriously, douchebags, stop it. Please leave this earth. No one gives a shit about you. When we see you in the line to the club we just want to punch you. When we see you at our favorite watering hole we know it's time to find a new bar. You're not original.
Much like when Galactus shows up, when you show up we know we're seriously fucked.
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